This is where I’d live if i was a mermaid
this is my favorite video i’ve watched it like 15 times
Collection of Random Shit
When you’re gay in your house with nobody else
You’re homolone
When ur bisexual ur bi urself
When you’re asexual you’re ace-olated
(via badjokesbyjeff)
Having children is a lot like making pancakes
The first one is always a bit weird, but you can always just eat it when no one is looking.
Kronos wrote this
(via badjokesbyjeff)
Steve jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump.
But it’s a silly comparison really, it’s like comparing apples to oranges.
how to properly treat friends
did you just tell the president to eat poison for lunch
you dont know our relationship
(via thebootydiaries)
Scott Lang, forever confused and one of our last hopes in defeating Thanos.
(via dailyteamcap)
(Source: byeeeeeeeeeeee7383838327, via thebootydiaries)
(Source: stability, via itsagifnotagif)
when i realize i misread a situation and was being petty for no reason
I can’t relate to this because I’m always right
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